Found this at this site here- http://www.dorkly.com/article/40552/pwn-up-i-dont-want-to-set-the-world-on-fire
However this is my fave for the week.
Now I’m not a fan of religion, but I have to admit that kids who have been brought up with the fear of God in them tend to be more well-behaved. Seeing as I don’t want my children to be blinded by religion, but at the same time want them to be brought up properly, I decided that my children should be brought up with the fear of Batman in them. I’ve told them that if they ever lie, cheat, or steal, then Batman would beat the snot out of them and lock them in Arkham with The Joker and all the other bad guys.